EDIT: Not really slash(unless you want it to be), just some good ol perverted sounding fun.
NCIS episode 12, season 5. I found that scene very hilarious for some reason. Ok, scratch that I had a pervy thought.
Tony said he wanted scrambled eggs because "Sunny-side up have eyes they're looking at you" In a rather snarky response, McGee shakes the box of food and says "Now they're scrambled." Then they attack each other after Tony chucks McGee's burrito at his head.
Well its still awesumness to the ol feeble burd Yea I agree though, I do way better stuff with pencil and paper!! Like your little custom comment thing, its funny lol My gran-pappy has "semper fi" on his license plate